10PM Dom’s idea of humour.

“Did you hear about the chef’s intern who had to make 200 canapés that had cheese in them? He cheddar hurry!”

“Did you hear about the person who was working in an Australian pub and had to make a whole bunch of pub food? He better get the parmesan!”

“Did you hear about the other chef’s intern who had to make 200 different canapés that also had cheese in them? He feta hurry too!”

“Did you hear about the time when a hairbrush fell into the cheese drawer in the fridge by accident and made something magical? Hair ricotta”

“Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up? So much de brie!”

…shush. I am the queen of puns, no matter how awful or cheesy they so happen to be.

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